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RNC Delegates: Foul Weather Warning in Sector 5 a midwestern cluster anarchist rnc dnc crash the conventionsRNC Delegates: Foul Weather Warning in Sector 5Description: RNC Delegates: Foul Weather Warning in Sector 5 A MIDWEST SNOWSWARM IS INEVITABLE On Labor Day, 2008, as the republican horde descends on St. Paul and their sweating souls push the heat to unbearable levels, the renegade reindeer squadron has announced plans to seed the burning clean-coal clouds (tm) above Sector 5 with cold and fluffy justice. What follows below will be the greatest snowswarm in Midwestern h'story. Calling all abominable snow-people, snow angels, wolfriders, garden gnomes, errant polar bears, woolly mammoths, seals with clubs, and other snow-identified beings: Your time is now. Join the snowswarm in sector 5! Put the freeze on the republocratic agenda! Defend winter before they take it away forever! The advance of our frolicking swarm will be quick and joyous--lasting only long enough to blockade the convention and return I-94 to the earth as a gentle warning to the ecocidal I-69 profiteers who are plowing over homes, farms, and native habitats in Southern Indiana as we speak. Twin City drivers should respect the wildlife and expect ice hazards. Not the Postville, Iowa, ethnic-cleansing, union-busting, family-splitting, roundups of immigrant workers into corporate concentration camps-type of ICE. Think black ice on cold asphalt waiting for the next occupation convoy to roll through. That's how we do ice. As for the cold and fluffy justice dropping from the sky, we know it may be inconvenient, but the snowswarm guarantees that our snowbanks will not foreclose on your home, rob your family, bankroll nazis, or redline your neighborhood. Bring a sled, hop on, and join the fun. NOTE: to those who mean to invade the snow globe and undermine our good work, GET OUT' THE POTLUCK! We will turn back your raids and swarm your hog colonies wherever they spawn, be it South Dakota or Minnesota. See you in the snowswarm with A Midwest Cluster and the Bash Back Pink & Blue Bloc in Sector 5. Signed, Some Abominable Snow-People ### The snowswarm is a direct-action contingent welcoming those who agree with the following... <1> Commitment to the Swarm, Sieze, and Stay (3S) strategy to blockade the xcel center and crash the republican national convention. <2> Solidarity with the RNC Welcoming Committee's points of unity: (nornc.org) <3> Solidarity with Bash Back and the Pink & Blue Block (our friendly neighbors in Sector 5 -- bashbacknews.wordpress.com) <4> Commitment to following the "St. Paul Principles" of solidarity in action ### BE PART OF THE SNOWSWARM 1. Be sure that you understand and agree with the above conditions of participation. * nornc.org has all the maps and intel a wolfrider could dream of. Get on their announcement list while you're at it. WHEN? WHERE? September 1, 2008. Sector 5. St. Paul, MN. More details will be forthcoming. Plan on visiting the Convergence Center the morning of Sept. 1 for mobilizing details. ### The snowswarm guarantees that our snowbanks will not foreclose on your home, rob your family, bankroll nazis, or redline your neighborhood. ### Time: 08/01/2008 - 1:56pm
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